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Sunday, December 4th, 2005
3:50 pm - I miss livejournal.
to start, pictures in chronological order starting with the most recent:

new hair
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we're cute:
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my wife
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sinclair <3
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boobs and girlfriend
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white paint:
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red paint:
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uhm. photobucket just died. thats all for now. fuck lj cut.

life is shitty. but when is it not? Christmas soon. tis a good thing.ok i'm bored. bye.

current mood: horny

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Sunday, November 6th, 2005
12:54 pm - fun is pretty cool.
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Sunday, October 23rd, 2005
1:23 am - soooooo
lesbian sex...did not happen as I expected it to. fuck.

homecoming was soooooooooooooooo fucking stupid. We all looked amazing though. I saw people and shit. ok. oxygen deficiency from the corset tighness. food. bye.

three is better than you.

current mood: horny

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Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
7:10 pm
girlfriends make me happy.

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Sunday, October 9th, 2005
7:16 pm - sooooo...
i DON'T know. hmmm. well today i got boots for homecoming. I like them alright. I'm gonna be really fucking hot so have spare knickers for when I show pictures.

thursday was not fun. I cried a lot. Then I got over it and melissa woke me up friday and got in bed with me which made me happy. Then I made us cappuccino and went to the cunt lady who said my cunt was fine and gave me birth control. yay i suppose. even though I really only want to have sex with chicks these days. But I don't suppose it'll do anything bad and my titties may grow. then mother dropped us at walmart and we bought pocky and $1 DVDs and then went to blockbuster and got elvira and then walked to crispers and ate and then walked home and then got in our sexies and took pictures. we are hardcore thus the hardcore game came to be.

hardcore tree lust:
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hardcore baby stroller:
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hardcore boob excitement:
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hardcore hybrid attack:
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hardcore stuck in a hole:
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hardcore broken green electical or somthing thingy:
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harcore stump:
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hardcore fence:
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hardcore lesbian sister haircut:
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hardcore driveway pose:
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then we ate food and went to target. I got a costume. Now look!

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a bettie pageish molesting of st francis
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then we got nakedish and took some. you can't see unless you ask. then got in our bathing attire. look again!

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then I uploaded this butt lotta pictures and mel went to sleep and then she left in the morning and i went to a drawing class and then spaced out for awile and then ate and went to bed and then woke up and then ate and then sat here for a bit and then mum and daddy decided to take jenny and i to the fl mall and so i got boots for homecoming. yay.

I am really anxious.

I have an amazing idea.

I want to meet my girlfriend.

I love you.

I am leaving.

current mood: horny and lonely and anxious

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Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
6:57 pm - yippy! fun stuff to do!
If you read this, even if we do not speak often, comment with one memory of me. It can be anything you want, good or bad. Just as long as it happened.
Then post this on your livejournal to see what other people remember about you.

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Monday, October 3rd, 2005
4:12 pm
So it turns out that it was best that I'd not moved to arizona...

As Arizona boy is getting married.

hahahaha. I laugh at him for being stupid. I'd never have considered it if he weren't going to spoil me. I was just going to make him fall in love with me and then I'd take all his money and shit.

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Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
2:40 pm
I love mother again, but I am still looking foward to leaving in 853 days.

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Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
4:18 pm - blahhh
everything is shitty and some people are really bitchy and need to get over themselves.

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Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
6:22 pm - weeeeeepiddidddidi!
larlolilu: ladidadida!
larlolilu: i am in love!
marAYna459: ladidadida
marAYna459: with who?
marAYna459: i got my hair cut!
larlolilu: salvador dali
larlolilu: yay!
larlolilu: but he dead
larlolilu: jesus christ
larlolilu: matt bited me really hard
larlolilu: hurts
marAYna459: hahaha
marAYna459: well you had him bite you.
larlolilu: i know
larlolilu: im like bruising i think
marAYna459: hahah
marAYna459: well he bit you freaking hard enough
larlolilu: shit i know
marAYna459: hahahahahahahahhahaahha
marAYna459: dhahdasijhjfsiofjogds
marAYna459: nfjshfkdfjdskjkdlgfnhg\
marAYna459: !
larlolilu: what the jesus cock was that marina?!
marAYna459: wow... i'd rather not think of...jesus cock
marAYna459: thank you very much
larlolilu: sorry
larlolilu: i bad girl
marAYna459: yes. yes i know.
marAYna459: (FIST)
larlolilu: ::spank::
larlolilu: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
larlolilu: FIST!!!!!!!
larlolilu: yum
larlolilu: bum fisting
marAYna459: ew.
marAYna459: .
marAYna459: gross.
marAYna459: .
larlolilu: period.
larlolilu: likeattheendofasentence
marAYna459: um, what period did you think i was talking about.
marAYna459: sicko.
larlolilu: the one that i stuck up your bum
marAYna459: a period?
larlolilu: yes
larlolilu: like on a stick
larlolilu: haha
larlolilu: you've lots o stuff in your butt, marina
marAYna459: period on a stick....
marAYna459: um. okay. this conversation is leading to place i'd rather pass on...
marAYna459: so i will
marAYna459: im going.
marAYna459: bye...
marAYna459 is idle at 6:12:58 PM.
larlolilu: fine meanie
larlolilu: bye
larlolilu: did i bother you?
larlolilu: i bet i did
larlolilu: wee
larlolilu: its all out
larlolilu: none stufff in the marina ass

current mood: haha with art stuff?

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6:16 pm - one of my really smart friends: answer this!
Do they have good sex in hell?

current mood: curious

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Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
9:56 pm
So, things are really shitty right now. I don't exactly know why. But I'm going to see my psychiatrist on Thursday and I think I'm going to go see a therapist, just because I'm sick of bothering everyone with my shit. Now I can bother someone who can't get annoyed and what-not.

But on another note, I'm very determined to become a vampire. It's gonna happen. Yum-yum!

So anyways, I'm really starting to worry. I get these odd feelings like I'm gonna die or something. It's weird. I mean, I can't see myself in any realistic situation in the future. So I assume I'm gonna die before then. I suppose I don't want to. But that's enough of me for now. Mother and daddy are talking about porn. eeew. night, loves!

current mood: shitty

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Sunday, September 18th, 2005
9:52 pm - ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!
This is a newsletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent out this week:

If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church

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Saturday, September 17th, 2005
9:49 pm
the end

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Friday, September 16th, 2005
10:53 pm
So today has been a happy merry wonderful day. Probably one of five of the best days of my life. The one acts were today, so melissa and I went to target and looked at halloween costumes and kid clothes and I bought hello kitty tights and rainbow tights and gum and a ruffled little girlies bikini. And I'm too tired too tell anymore. so toodles, fuckers.

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Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
8:12 pm
blah blah blah i be bored. I be talkin all wrongly too. Hot banana creepers and eepers jeepers alligator sneakers.ladeedadeedodadum! Go chinilla fairy! I love you. Make me babies. Yum.

Ding Dong

Sweetie that's proabably my man-whore. Let him in, would you?

Oh dear. I've set the cat aflame. Call the reverend!

current mood: fucky like gummi bears

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Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
10:42 pm
i be happy

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Friday, September 9th, 2005
4:57 pm
whooooooooooo! I'm back. I never really left, I suppose. I've been having a good time with life. I love everyone. I have to take my girlfriend Melissa out for a romantic evening. She was angered by me. We had a lovers' spat. I was rained upon. THE END

current mood: crazy

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Monday, August 29th, 2005
4:21 pm
SO my life was been pretty yummy lately. Thursday, Emmie pissed me off really horribly, but I forgave her friday so all was good. Then Saturday was melissa's birthday. I bought her a volcano candy maker. I wore a really poufy dress and had big hair and my 6inch heels. And lots of colorful beads. And my ruffled knickers of course. Emmie wore my purple and black dress (she wore it to school today as well) So twas emmie and stephanie and melissa and larry (an odd boy)and moi and her sister, mother, father, aunt, cousin, and grandmums. We ate food and did larry's hair and makeup and took picutes. Her mum made good food and weate it and then we beat the rainbow pinata. It didnt open, so mel's dad got a sword and cut open it. We got candy and then made a movie and somewhere there was cake. I just don't remember where. OUr movie was sorta like snow white and emmie was the mean woman/queen and mana and stephanie was gackt and i was loli/snow white. I ran away and got sex from gackt and mana and the others of the 7 sexy japanese rockstars. We didnt finish. I think because we had cake. Yes because after cake I was ill from too much sugar and emmie went on computer and i hid in my dress on the floor in mel's room. Then we made porn. I spanked mel and then kissed her bum and sucked her feet.Then her and steph and i got in a leg tangle and that was our porn. My knickers were in everything we videotaped like a bajillion times. We talked to persons on computer for a bit and I think I scared rosie with the (naughtyish)things I said. I get horny when I have lots of sugar. Then yesterday was a toga party. Sea shell and Margaux came over and we did our project. We got distracted a lot and there was this dead butterfly and we thought it might be alive sorta so we threw it and it flew into us. But it was dead.

I'm sick, but had an ok day because I painted my victorian boy with his doll atop a goldfish.

I'm tired of typing, so bye.

current mood: ailing

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Thursday, August 25th, 2005
8:00 pm - A rule for when I'm around:
If you planning on snogging and I am around, tell/hit me and I will leave. If you decide not to do this and suck face in my presence, don't suggest that I 'get off on it'!

current mood: infuriated

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